If you drink, you know the alcoholics prayer the morning after "God, I promise that if you make my head stop making noise, I promise I will never drink ever again (as you hang your head next to your toilet bowl)" I have heard people call this "praying to the porcelian Gods"
Now as I was lying in that bed, looking around and nothing being familiar, I started the "unfortunate prayer" which goes like this:
"Dear God, I promise if I am dressed under this sheet, I promise I will never drink again"
and then the great reveal - f*ck I'm not dressed! turns to right to see who is next to me, and its guy from bar after absinthe, and immediately wished I could chew my arm off from underneath him and dash. Maybe if I just turn him oooovvverrr and slip my hand out from under him and as I did that I heard "good morning" f*ck!!!
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