In an attempt to get over my ex, I asked my friend - one of the ones who said I should write this down, hooked me up on a date with a work mate. She said he was hot and a nice guy. So there I went on a blind date with this guy. I was lated because I was working and when I got there - my friend was there - OK. Thought he was probably waiting with him so I didn't get too freaked out.
We were introduced, thought he was a nice guy - built and spoke well. Ok, we could do this. We asked each other questions etc, but my friend was still there , which made it a rather awkward first date.
In the midst of the Q& A session, he askes me who my ex was because he had seen a conversation between myself and my friend, I was dumbfounded!!! I just pretended casually that he was someone I knew.
A couple of weeks later, I fell sick and he came to see me at my house. And then we started kissing and thought - hey, this couldn't be too bad. I am a single woman, I can get my groove on. So we moved on to the bedroom.
As he pulled out his penis - I was in shock and horror, and not in a good way - he was sooo small!!! So, it was one of those moments as Katt Williams puts it "I'm big as fuck but my dick little, touch my muscles"! And he thought he was out of this world!!!
I mean that was a pity fuck, I didn't do it because I liked him - I just wanted him to leave me alone!! And he was sooooo shit!!!!! It lasted all of 10 maybe 15 minutes. I never spoke to him again.
Then a month later he calls to say "I feel as though if I don't talk to you, another guy will be talking to you and I should've given you more time. But I don't want anything serious. I can offer you fun". My response to that was simple - "what are the terms and conditions to fun? Can I still see other people, have sex with other people?". To which his response was "yes". So I tell him I don't want to have fun, I want something serious now. He responds "well, I can't be pressured because your clock is ticking"
I was beyond SHOCKED!!! And I hung up.
Today, 2 months later, he calls to say he can offer more than fun - MXIM!!!
Moral of the story: Don't give pity fucks, they just get attached and that's not the vibe!!!
