Guy in bar after Absinthe

Where was I again, oh yes, guy in bar after absinthe.

When we met at zoo lake and had the "lust at second sight". You know that moment when you scan the room and find that attractive guy and you say to your friend - "Ima f**ck him"? Thats the moment I had when I say him. He was musculine and tall and dark and hot. He had to leave for something and said we could meet him at his place. Below is the order of my thoughts at that moment:
1. He's hot - tick
2. He does sport - tick
3. Has a job - and tick
3. Has his own place -  and tick
4. Has a car - and tick :)

Happiness!!!

Now, there was never a description of the house or the car, just the belief that it does exist - big problem now but then I didn't care! All I thought was thank God I don't have to be our ride!!!!
Turned out he stayed at a school where he worked as a teacher - okkkaaaay. But he was a nice guy and ticked the good boxes, so we continue.

We had so much fun at his place and ended up at Franky Bananaz, remember how that was the hot spot, well it was like Tabboo for Bedfordview - hahahahaha. We all drank some more and danced, I think the songs that wer my jams at that time were Justin Timberlake's "Sexy Back" and Nelly Furtado's "Man Eater" - he should've known at that moment :when I was on the dancefloor with Gareth Cliff belting out "she's a man eater, make you work hard, make you spend hard, make you want all, of her love", that this would end badly for someone.

I got so drunk and ended getting outside the place. He then drives me to the garage and gets me a toothbrush - hahahahahahaha!!!! I don't remember the coitus because I was so wasted, I do however recall in the morning looking around the room and thinking - "that's not my curtain, that light doesn't look like mine"